Praise Be To The Cartoon Gods

Praise to the smelly, condescending elf/gnome - Noddy.
Praise to the 4 funky, parasitic entertainers - The Wiggles
Praise to the squeaky voiced rodent - Mickey.

Lastly praise to the whacked out writers at Disney, who came up with the idea of pimping out Tinkerbell.

I thank-you.

Without your brilliance in my day I would not be getting any internet surfing housework done.

BTW I learnt how to rotate my video clips!
In no way did I learn this while my children watched junk TV. Honest.